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‘What you got Marsha?’ ‘Someone sent me a card. It’s mine. Get off.’ ‘Who’s it from?’ ‘Get off! Hey!’ ‘It’s blank.’ ‘It’s a Valentine, dummy.’ ‘You gotta boyfriend and you never told me.’ ‘I do not have a boyfriend.’ ‘Who’s got a see-cret ad-myr-ah?’ ‘Piss off Jen.’ ‘Is it lame Derek?’ ‘You’re just jealous. Gimme […]

Keen

Two writer friends discuss the difficulties of getting published. “You need a good beginning.” “How about, It was a dark and stormy night?” “No! Cliché! Cliché! Cliché!” “You talk about clichés with those exclamation marks? Wash your prose out with soap and water.” “The WP will do it. Find and replace; search and destroy…” “I […]